Archive for October, 2006

Yesterday while discussing ManBags I got sidetracked in talking about one of my favorite subjects. Breasts. I’m not a titty man per se, I’m actually more of an ass man, but like I said yesterday on the topic of breasts:
“Not only do these look good, babies find them delicious, cuddly, and nice to look at. […]

After a year plus of full time daddydom I have come to the realization that Mum’s have some distinct physical, mental, emotional, and social advantages over the male species in terms of child rearing. Some would argue that it doesn’t stop with child rearing but this is a family ManPreneur’s blog so I won’t […]

I’ve been involved in some form of ‘primary care giving’ (e.g. clean up your room you little bastards!) for long enough to understand the practical nature of various child gear. Here are some of the child gear I love to hate, but begrudgingly value its function:

Kid Thingy
Function

Stroller

physical
captivity

Child seat

physical
captivity

Crib

physical
captivity

High-Chair

physical
captivity

Park

geographically
based captivity

Fenced
Back yard

physical
captivity

Bedroom

physical
captivity

T.V.

induced
virtual captivity

Stun Gun
(set on low) […]

So said the instructions on the yellow rice package. It’s sad but true. I knew what simmer was but I certainly didn’t know just how low the temperature setting on the stove was to induce it. Add to the list of little details that has amazingly escaped my attention for 37 years.
Me: Hi, […]




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