“Yes, baby”

“Grandpa, make a noise like a frog”

“Huh?”

“Grandpa, you know, a frog. PLEEEEZE.”

“Baby, I don’t understand.”

“Grandpa, make a noise like a frog.”

“A frog?”

“Yes, yes, Grandpa! A frog!”

“Baby, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?”

“Because Mommy said the first thing we’re going to do when you croak is we’re going to Disney World!”