Cute Little Bastards

CENSUS POEM: “He said, ‘Your occupation please?’ This London census-taking guy. I started to enumerate and said quite frankly, ‘I wash the dishes, scrub the floors, shine the windows, polish doors, Bathe three children, wipe their noses, Work a little in the roses. Do the washing, iron the clothes. […]

So said the instructions on the yellow rice package. It’s sad but true. I knew what simmer was but I certainly didn’t know just how low the temperature setting on the stove was to induce it. Add to the list of little details that has amazingly escaped my attention for 37 years.
Me: Hi, […]

We bought web cams a few years ago to make business travel a bit easier and so that we could see Max and Charlie when they are in California during the year. Being away from each other is really hard on all of us and if we are able to see one another, at […]

You don’t have to wait until your Father gets home to unleash a can of whoop ass - time outs have a whole different meaning.
There’s no need to worry about a psycho stalking your family when you’re out of town on a business trip.
If there’s a bug that needs killin’ - thy will be done.
No […]

You can tell from the strategically placed notebook that this pile of laundry is more than two weeks old…
That you have to FOLD the laundry - not just WASH it. I seem to have missed this point somewhere along the way. Current example…
Now, if I could just find a few more constructive videos like this […]