Cute Little Bastards

Last night Shannon turned me on to a site I hadn’t been to before. It’s called Violent Acres. I read every post. This is great writing, style, and content.
There’s a post about the-deadbeat-dad-myth that deserved some time here on CuteLittleBastards. Why do I like the post? Because she calls our society on […]

I’ve been involved in some form of ‘primary care giving’ (e.g. clean up your room you little bastards!) for long enough to understand the practical nature of various child gear. Here are some of the child gear I love to hate, but begrudgingly value its function:

Kid Thingy
Function

Stroller

physical
captivity

Child seat

physical
captivity

Crib

physical
captivity

High-Chair

physical
captivity

Park

geographically
based captivity

Fenced
Back yard

physical
captivity

Bedroom

physical
captivity

T.V.

induced
virtual captivity

Stun Gun
(set on low) […]